#SassyNorseDadJokes

#SassyNorseDadJokes

You’ll never guess which soundtrack I’ve been listening to on repeat lately.

You’ll never guess which soundtrack I’ve been listening to on repeat lately.

HERE YOU GO. 

HERE YOU GO. 

GUESS WHICH SIDE OF THE BED HE’S STANDING ON. GET IT?

GUESS WHICH SIDE OF THE BED HE’S STANDING ON. GET IT?

Fury was 100% ready to kiss his life & his snow cone goodbye.

if you listen carefully you can hear the sound of me laughing at my own joke….

this one goes out to all the heavy sleepers in the world… and all the nick furies that try to prank help them.

this one goes out to all the heavy sleepers in the world

… and all the nick furies that try to prank help them.

"Selfies are a great way to remind the world of how good-looking you are."  - T. Stark  just kidding  he really didn’t say that

u ok, Anon?

… “Drinking bros” edition! (Or if you’re like me and don’t enjoy alcohol, you can pretend they’re drinking tea or something, ha ha ha.)

… “Drinking bros” edition! (Or if you’re like me and don’t enjoy alcohol, you can pretend they’re drinking tea or something, ha ha ha.)